Welcome to Good Burger
Ed appears at the counter and says his famous catchphrase. The counter then goes down into the ground of the battlefield.
Neutral B - Good Burger
Ed gets out a Good Burger that was apparently in his pocket. While it's out, he can move at half the speed and can only do single jumps just to make sure the burger doesn't get ruined by getting dropped on the floor. You can press B again to throw the burger (of course it has a 1/3 chance of becoming edible). Press A while the burger's in Ed's hand to put on some of his special sauce. After that, it has a 2/3 chance of becoming a slip trap. Press down+A to eat the burger, healing Ed up.
Side B - Roller Skates
Ed rides forth on his roller blades as he sings "I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, and we're all dudes." Of course anyone he bumps into gets knocked over. You can turn the other way, but it requires some momentum and causes Ed to try to hit the brakes. Jumping (yes, you can jump while skating) is a good way to do it quickly and avoid having to fall down a pit. Tethers that get wrapped around Ed will cause the opponent with said tether to be dragged around. Press A to cancel the move.
Up B - Flying with Hamburgers
Ed suddenly flies up into the air as 6 hamburgers float in a circle around him, helping him fly upward. Any opponent who touches a burger will get knocked over to the side since they'll speed up their revolving. Any teammates that hit a burger will be healed, and then a new burger will appear. Press B to shoot a burger in the direction it faces. It doesn't matter which burger is shot, it just is. This, however, causes Ed's ascension to be slowed down and might get it sloppy. Press A to shoot all burgers and cancel the move.
Down B - Dexter
Dexter appears in front of Ed holding out ketchup and mustard dispensers. He will say "If I were you, I wouldn't come any closer." He does speak the honest-to-goodness truth because opponents that come closer will get covered in basic condiments. They don't really do damage (unless they get into their eyes) or knockback, but they can cause a temporary decrease in traction (temporary meaning 60 seconds). Water attacks will help wash off the condiments with ease.
Final Smash - Grape-Nose Boy
Ed takes out a pair of grapes and then puts them in his nostrils. He then says, "Look! I'm Grape-Nose Boy!" and then does a jig as he constantly says "Bloobity, bloobity, bloobity, bloobity," for the next 60 seconds. During so, a storm of peeled grapes will apparently brew. The grapes cause harm to the opponents like the rain in Dr. Wily's final smash and/or the hail in Bill Nye's final smash, but also heal the teammates along with Ed as he amuses us all. At the last bloobity, a burger apparently falls from the sky and will crush a random opponent, either instantly KO-ing them or plowing them into the ground. Stickfigures: all 5 say "Damn!"
Star KOSFX: "Whoooooooooooa!"
Screen KOSFX: "Gah!"
Up: "Want any fries with that?"
Sd: "Consider yourself, tomatoed!"
1. "Hi! Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger! Can I take your order?"
2. Dexter: "Hey, about this contract...what do you say we just forget it?" Ed: "Why?" Dexter: "Well--" Ed: "It is because I'm black?"
3. "Okay, see you later!"
Failure/Clap: Watching his butt
Good Burger Logo
All That theme
Role in SSE
- Some people may notice that Wakka Flocka Flame looks very similar to Ed.