Created originally by *igiulamam*. Reuploaded here to avoid it being taken down due to butthurt (again). *Lyrics in the description* and the comments at least twice. Please stop asking or I'll *kill your entire family.*
- I claim no credit for the contents herein. It's a straight reupload.*
Lyrics I totally didn't just make up straining to hear in the course of 10 minutes (maybe you can stop asking me now, dammit): (To MC Hammer's *Can't Touch This*) Mormon Jesus Mormon Jesus Mormon Jesus Long, long, long, (Mormon Jesus) long, long ago A spirit child on one of these planets was conceived To an unidentified god and his goddess wife named 'Elohim' Elohim was conceived This spirit child was later born to human parents Near a mysterious star called Mormon Jesus Mormons believe in Mormon Jesus Through obedience to Mormon Jesus He was elevated to godhood As Mormon Jesus Mormon teaching on death and resurrection (Mormon Jesus) Endless sex had by the god of Mormonism and his wife Produced billions of sons Lucifer the devil and a billion tons of children The sons with the Mormon Jesus called a great heavenly meeting (meeting) To decide their destiny was to have sex with Elohim's eldest son Lucifer and his brother Mormon Jesus Elohim's son Mormon Jesus Approved the proposal of the Mormon Jesus Savior of the planet Earth would be Mormon Jesus Early Mormon prophets (Mormon Jesus) taught that Elohim and one of his wives Came to this planet and started to write in an inn to have sex with a virgin in order to provide Mormon Jesus With the Indians Mary, Martha and Mary Magdalene Took three wives, at least three three wives produced at least a billion Israelites The Jesus of Mormonism Mormon Jesus Mormon Jesus Joseph Smith!
- (Musical Interlude)*
Ugh! Mormon Time!