Entrance
Back 2 the Future
The DeLorean drives by, dropping Sonic off at the battlefield.
Special Attacks
Neutral B - The Naked Hedgehog
Sonic puts on a siren. Now you can hold B to shoot bullets from your head that do as much as Bayonetta's. You are capable of aiming the gunfire up and down. Anyone near a 3-Sonic radius of Sonic is forced to move away from him out of fear of getting shot up by his siren bullets. This phase lasts for 5 seconds, but it can be manually ended if someone hit you in the head. When you're hit on the head, the siren is knocked off and anyone can equip it with the same effects for 10 seconds, so make sure that doesn't happen.
Side B - Flicky Turncoat
A Flicky comes in from the offscreen, moving around in a nimble fashion to cause harm to you as well as Sonic himself (but he can get his rings back himself). At the entry, an explosion will go off, which can stun opponents around you. And the explosion that summons a Flicky can come from anywhere on the stage like the rescue window. Of course while the Flickies can hurt you like a bitch, you can smack them away from you with ease like a Mite. Only 1 can be summoned at a time.
Up B - Ring Ride
Sonic breaks a Ring Monitor and the ground becomes soft where he stands, then he jumps up high. The longer you hold B from the rings you've collected, the higher Sonic bounces up. Similar to the Root-A-Toots, you can consistently hold B to keep bouncing while on the ground. If you land on someone while doing this, he/she is plowed into the ground. Press B again in the frames Sonic has the Ring Monitor, he throws the monitor at someone, which may heal 10%, but like Weird Al's food, it slows down his/her land speed and attack speed as well as reduce jump height for 15 seconds. But you are able to run off the extra weight. Do this recovery in the air, and Sonic uses a platform.
Down B - & Someone Else
Sonic gets hacked out of the fight and replaced with a different character who has 50 HP. Here are the characters that can replace Sonic like DLC:
- Amy Rose the Hedgehog - She is able to jump around and go at the same speed as Sonic. Press B to use her hammer, which hits hard and leaves behind hearts that can stun opponents. You can also crouch and press A to do this sweet backflip. And because Team Rose, you can still have Big the Cat grab and throw opponents around.
- Silver the Hedgehog - He is actually able to roll and spin unlike in Sonic 06. He also has some neat moves. Press A to grab things with your psychic powers, They can be tossed in any direction of your choosing. You can also press B to shoot this psychic wave that does slash damage and stun opponents, making them able to be grabbed. You'll now have 5 seconds to toss someone, or they'll be released from your grasp. He is obviously the rarest one.
- Manic the Brother - Unleashing some Brother Trouble, Manic moves around like you'd expect, but he can throw drumsticks at the opponents with B. They auto-aim at opponents. Alternatively, you're able to press A to dash through opponents in ball form. Oh, and you can ride around on a hoverboard as your recovery.
- Metal Sonic - He does the basic jumping stuff with speed on par with Sonic, but he is capable of pulling off the jump dash (A twice), a double jump (A and up while airborne), a downwards jump dash (A and down while airborne), a peel-out, and the Maximum Hyperdrive Attack (works like the Spindash, only it's a one-press deal).
When a character gets KO'd, that guy is pretty much out of commission for the rest of the stock you have. To swap back to Sonic, just taunt.
Final Smash - An Ordinary Hack
Everything suddenly turns demonic after a flash of static occurs. Damage done by opponents goes to themselves (though no knockback is done), items are far more sparse this time around, helpers are unable to be damaged at all, and any healing items that are around do the opposite of their basic intention. After 10 seconds, Sonic.exe will fly to a random opponent to the sound of the drowning jingle as the screen gets consistently redder. After being caught, Sonic.exe's "I AM GOD" screen appears, and THEN the opponent caught gets killed off. There's two ways to stop this from happening:
- Hit Sonic.exe
- Hit a randomly-appearing static box
KOSFX
KOSFX1: *ring loss*
KOSFX2: "Good night!"
Star KOSFX: "Ooh, what you say? Mmm, that you only meant well? Well, of course you did."
Screen KOSFX: *hit*
Taunts
Up: Maniacally Laughing Hedgehog (may result in receiving crazy huge knockback, so be cautious with this)
Sd: *in his American box art form* "That's no good."
Dn: "Being a role model is overrated. I'd much rather be...hilariously edgy."
Victory Options+Failure/Clap
1. *does a victory ru--dies* Selbi: "U mad bro?"
2. NASH Takes Action! (the victory theme changes to this music as a little extra)
3. *makes a micro-transaction and Madonna appears leaving him surprised*
Failure/Clap: XL
Standard Attacks
Neutral Jabs - ERaZOR Photon
Dash Attack - Appealing Dash
Smash Attacks
- Sd - CrazySonic
- Up - Shoryuken
- Dn - MBV
Tilt Attacks
- Sd - Bro's Fire
- Up - Honk Kong 97 Disc
- Dn - CD Spin Charge
Aerial Attacks
- N-Air - Insta-Shield
- F-Air - Air Dash
- B-Air - Boom Kick
- U-Air - OMG RED RING
- D-Air - Lead Rings
Throws
- Grab - Fishing Derby
- Pummel - Pummel of Rage
- Forward - Bomb
- Back - Back Swing
- Up - Explosive Spikes
- Down - Sanic Sped
Misc.
- Ledge Attack - Aluminum Spin Attack
- Ground Attack - Returning Gunfire
Snake Codec
Snake: "I thought Sonic was still in Smash Bros. What's he doing here in Lawl?"
Otacon: "Actually, that's his hacked counterpart. He comes from a world where everything is altered in some way, allowing for more epic moves: a burning phase, Flickies, and he can use rings to bounce into the air."
Snake: "You know, I bet if I took his Ring Monitor, I could jump up, too."
Otacon: "Nope."
Snake: "What do you mean, Otacon?"
Otacon: "He can hit you with the Ring Monitor, only to you, it'll be onion rings instead which slow you down."
Snake: "I bet if I took off my pants--"
Otacon: "Ooh, wait! Here's the best part: You're able to run around to regain your speed."
Snake: "Seems to me like he's got with him...an...egg?"
Otacon: "That's because Sonic can switch between different characters from other ROM hacks, although each have their own limits."
Snake: "Well, what else do I do?"
Otacon: "Try a micro-transaction."
Snake: "Give me a break. What is this, Candy Crush?"
Reddy Leo Media
Reddy: "Look, Leo. Classic Sonic is back."
Leo: "It's not exactly the old Sonic, Reddy. Do you know of the Sonic fanbase?"
Reddy: "You mean the example of where not to go with a fanbase?"
Leo: "Yes, but I mean the yang of that fanbase."
Reddy: "Maybe I do. What about it?"
Leo: "Well, there's a group of people who like to hack the old Sonic fangames and distribute them to the public. This Sonic gets his moves from those games."
Reddy: "Oh, I've heard of some of those ROM hacks. The most they do is allow you to play as Tails and Knuckles in Sonic 1, not to mention the ones that fatten you up with onion rings."
Leo: "Yes, those exist, but there are even more interesting ones out there."
Reddy: "Examples?"
Leo: "Well, consider playing Sonic 1 with a siren that shoots bullets, or having him make the level his own bounce house when he gets enough rings."
Reddy: "He even has some evil Flickies and Sonic.exe on his side."
Leo: "Not to mention he can drop out of the fight and allow someone else to do it for him."
Reddy: "You know, if Sonic were to fully become a part of Nintendo, would the big N be on people's rears for making this moveset?"
Leo: "I don't think so. After all, no copyright law in the universe is going to stop Sonic fans."
Character Description
TBA
Classic Mode
TBA
Exit Quote
That long-ass riot act from Sonic 1 WTF
Extras
Pawlette Swaps
- Gotta Go Fast
- Unlike Knuckles I don't Flex my Muscles (based on redhotsonic)
- Dark Reign (based on Ashura the Glitch from Sonic 2)
- 2010 Hogwarts Maniacare (based on the infamous Harry Potter Obama 10 as well as Sonic's looks in Sonic Mania)
- Feelin' Good! (based on Feel the Rabbit, an early concept for SEGA's answer to Mario who evolved into Ristar)
- Oligive's Early Years (based on the origin of Sonic that Archie Comics did)
- Nothing Personnel, Kid (based on the oh so classic crap OC that isn't Sonichu, Coldsteel The Hedgeheg, as well as Pana der Hejhog)
- Wrath of KEGA (based on pseudo-OC Nazo)
- Miau! (based on Pantufa the Cat)
- I AM GOD (based on good ol' Sonic.exe)
Victory Theme
SSB4 - Sonic the Hedgehog Victory Theme
Stage
Little Planet - Palmtree Panic
Relic
KEGA Fusion Emulator
Lawl Food
Egg on Toast
Trivia
- This is filled to the brim with references to various Sonic hacks, as you can plainly see, similar to Somari's moveset and such, which was full of bootleg references.
- Nothing different happens when you use the FS with Sonic.exe's skin. However, you do get the Kefka laugh when you use your up taunt.
- Madonna, as seen in victory option 3, was an early concept of Sonic's girlfriend, but she was removed because beastiality isn't exactly something worth seeing in games trying to compete with Mario. She can be found as the goal in Mr. Needlemouse.